imagine if all of us went to school together
(Source: methlabrador, via theimmaculateabortion)
sometimes i kind of wish that i’d never read a book or watched a movie or idolized anyone and there was nothing to me except me and all my ideas were mine and all my thoughts were mine and i wasn’t fake and full of other people’s opinions i was just real and me idk thats stupid but
how do penises even fit in pants
you have to tuck it in your butthole
thank you
(Source: hungarian, via iwanttopuke)
have you ever been close to someone (friendship, relationship, whatever) and you think they’re like perfect but then you drift apart a little and you’re able to see every annoying thing you never saw before and suddenly you can’t stand them at all yeah
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my eyes say zayn malik my heart says liam payne and my body screams for harry styles
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